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Portal 2 Wheatly Plush Keychain

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Portal 2 Wheatly Plush Keychain

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Description: If you've come out of sleep stasis after several years and experienced some cognitive deterioration or perhaps some very minor serious brain damage, you need a friend. It's alarming to think that your brain may be the consistency of jelly and you've forgotten how to speak, but the Portal 2 Wheatly Plush Keychain is here and he's going to help you find a portal gun and get the heck out of here. Just trust him and everything is going to be a-okay. Or at the very least, you won't lose your keys.

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Description: If you've come out of sleep stasis after several years and experienced some cognitive deterioration or perhaps some very minor serious brain damage, you need a friend. It's alarming to think that your brain may be the consistency of jelly and you've forgotten how to speak, but the Portal 2 Wheatly Plush Keychain is here and he's going to help you find a portal gun and get the heck out of here. Just trust him and everything is going to be a-okay. Or at the very least, you won't lose your keys.

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