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Portal Products

Launched in 2007, Portal is a first-person puzzle video game that players had to solve using "the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device", a device that can create inter-spatial portals between two planes. The player character, Chell, is challenged by an AI named GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System) to complete each puzzle with the promise of receiving cake when all the puzzles are completed. Chell must survive the puzzles with the help of her companion cube in the Portal games, with a sequel Portal 2 released in 2011. If you would like to learn more, you can read our Beginner's Guide to Portal. Below, you'll find a series of great Portal merchandise for you to browse and purchase.

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    Portal 2 Turret Tank Dress

    Portal 2 Turret Tank Dress

    Regular Price: CA$34.95

    Special Price: CA$14.95

    "Is anyone there?" "Sentry mode activated."

    Not everyone needs to be the hero of the story -- some of us are perfectly content to be a minion, so long as it comes with a great costume. Enter the Portal 2 Turret Tank Dress! Now you can dress up as your favorite expendable, murderous machines. Learn More
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    Portal 2 Women's Briefs 3-Pack

    Portal 2 Women's Briefs 3-Pack

    CA$20.95

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    One pair of panties has an aperture on the front. The second pair has a cake with a cherry on it. The third has a list of suggested testing positions. We think you know what to do with these. Learn More
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    Portal 2 Companion Cube Pink Baby Creeper

    Portal 2 Companion Cube Pink Baby Creeper

    CA$18.95

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    Now you know you were heartbroken way back when you first had to give up your Companion Cube. Now you can dress up your offspring to help alleviate that shame you felt leaving it behind. NOTE: Do not leave your baby in another room as a weight to activate pressure switches. Learn More
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    Portal 2 Companion Cube Blue Baby Creeper

    Portal 2 Companion Cube Blue Baby Creeper

    CA$18.95

    Now you know you were heartbroken way back when you first had to give up your Companion Cube. Now you can dress up your offspring to help alleviate that shame you felt leaving it behind. NOTE: Do not leave your baby in another room as a weight to activate pressure switches. Learn More
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    Portal 2 Undeserved Compliments Premium Tee

    Portal 2 Undeserved Compliments Premium Tee

    CA$24.95

    One of the hazards of science is letting your test subject become over-confident in her abilities to surmount challenge. This often leads to critical failures in testing procedures and potato-related injuries. Conversely, it is much less entertaining to watch a despondent test-taker fall from a high platform or incinerate herself in a testing-laser. It is important to keep your victim -- I mean, subject -- at the proper disposition, to ensure that your science is both fun, and useful! And remember to always dispose of your failed experiments in the proper cremation receptacles! For science! Learn More
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    Portal 2 Undeserved Compliments Women's Tee

    Portal 2 Undeserved Compliments Women's Tee

    CA$24.95

    One of the hazards of science is letting your test subject become over-confident in her abilities to surmount challenge. This often leads to critical failures in testing procedures and potato-related injuries. Conversely, it is much less entertaining to watch a despondent test-taker fall from a high platform or incinerate herself in a testing-laser. It is important to keep your victim -- I mean, subject -- at the proper disposition, to ensure that your science is both fun, and useful! And remember to always dispose of your failed experiments in the proper cremation receptacles! For science! Learn More
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    Portal 2 Aperture 80's Logo Premium Tee

    Portal 2 Aperture 80's Logo Premium Tee

    CA$24.95

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    Remember your visit to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center with this nifty souvenir. NOTE: Aperture Science does not confirm or deny the existence of a location known as the "Enrichment Center". For any questions regarding this policy please report to floor B, room 42 of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Learn More
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    Portal 2 Aperture 80's Logo Women's Tee

    Portal 2 Aperture 80's Logo Women's Tee

    CA$24.95

    Remember your visit to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center with this nifty souvenir. NOTE: Aperture Science does not confirm or deny the existence of a location known as the "Enrichment Center". For any questions regarding this policy please report to floor B, room 42 of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Learn More
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    Portal 2 Companion Cube Women's Briefs

    Portal 2 Companion Cube Women's Briefs

    CA$13.95

    The Portal 2 Companion Cube Women's Briefs are designed to make your (or your loved one's) derriere look like a companion cube. The Companion Cube is of course meant to be the object of your trust, friendship and affection while at the Testing facility. So what better gift can there be for yourself or your non-cubic, human object of affection than these briefs? Well, so long as they aren't prone to fits of jealousy and have no trust issues revolving around incinerators. Learn More
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    Portal 2 Turret Premium Hoodie

    Portal 2 Turret Premium Hoodie

    CA$67.95

    The Portal 2 Turret Premium Hoodie lets wearers imagine themselves as one of the many turrets that line the corridor of the Aperture testing facilities. Imagine your hands as guns, bullets spweing forth at unfortunate test subjects. It's all for their own good after all. Learn More

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